Maximizing Your Boxed Wine Content
Hello everyone! I'm here to talk to you about beer and wine. This will be the least helpful column on this beautiful food blog because I only know how to cook a frozen pizza and I don't know anything about beer and wine other than the fact that I like to drink it! Thankfully I was quarantined with my girlfriend so I won't wind up with scurvy from only eating cereal for two months straight. Onward! If you're quarantined with alcohol, good news, it's already happy hour. 10am?? Who cares, pour a glass. No one is judging you! People bought every roll of toilet paper from the grocery store. A man is trying to sell bootlegged hand sanitizer from his garage! You're doing great, sweetie. Today I would like to talk to you about maximizing your boxed wine consumption. Here we have a box of pinot grigio. I bought it (and five other boxes) because it was the significantly cheaper alternative without delving into the extremely dicey Franzia territory. You can use...