It is 2020 and We Are Food Blogging, Baby!

Hello again! Have you drank all your boxed wine yet? If you have - that's understandable. It goes pretty quick once you realize you can't leave the house and there's nothing left for you to do but wait for the next episode of Vanderpump Rules to air. Lisa Vanderpump would understand. She'd probably put some wine in a saucer for her dog. Same! Maybe you've got some beer? I hope? A surplus of beer, perhaps, or even a surplus of empty cans? That's where beer can bowling comes in! This game is great because all you need are those empty cans and then a fruit of your choice. I chose an orange because that's what we had in the apartment (today we used it to make margaritas, look at us, repurposing everything). Also we're preventing scurvy! Two birds, etc. Here is a video of me absolutely killing it with my bowling. Just straight up murdering those beer cans. If you need a confidence boost in this time of being stuck in your house, I highly recom...

Hello everyone! I'm here to talk to you about beer and wine. This will be the least helpful column on this beautiful food blog because I only know how to cook a frozen pizza and I don't know anything about beer and wine other than the fact that I like to drink it! Thankfully I was quarantined with my girlfriend so I won't wind up with scurvy from only eating cereal for two months straight. Onward! If you're quarantined with alcohol, good news, it's already happy hour. 10am?? Who cares, pour a glass. No one is judging you! People bought every roll of toilet paper from the grocery store. A man is trying to sell bootlegged hand sanitizer from his garage! You're doing great, sweetie. Today I would like to talk to you about maximizing your boxed wine consumption. Here we have a box of pinot grigio. I bought it (and five other boxes) because it was the significantly cheaper alternative without delving into the extremely dicey Franzia territory. You can use...