Bowling for Beers
Hello again!
Have you drank all your boxed wine yet? If you have - that's understandable. It goes pretty quick once you realize you can't leave the house and there's nothing left for you to do but wait for the next episode of Vanderpump Rules to air. Lisa Vanderpump would understand. She'd probably put some wine in a saucer for her dog. Same!
Maybe you've got some beer? I hope? A surplus of beer, perhaps, or even a surplus of empty cans?
That's where beer can bowling comes in!
This game is great because all you need are those empty cans and then a fruit of your choice. I chose an orange because that's what we had in the apartment (today we used it to make margaritas, look at us, repurposing everything). Also we're preventing scurvy! Two birds, etc.
Here is a video of me absolutely killing it with my bowling. Just straight up murdering those beer cans. If you need a confidence boost in this time of being stuck in your house, I highly recommend throwing an aging piece of fruit at some empty cans. Just chucking something inside your house feels pretty goddamn good.
Look - here is noted blogger on this website Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya bowling with the same piece of fruit and just throwing it under a book shelf, completely missing the beer can pins entirely! This just goes to show you that not everyone can completely master beer can bowling. It takes practice! We live together, she will see this post and then probably throw an orange at me! Ah, love in the time of a pandemic.
See you next time when I run out of a certain kind of alcohol and then I will talk about a different kind of alcohol!
Have you drank all your boxed wine yet? If you have - that's understandable. It goes pretty quick once you realize you can't leave the house and there's nothing left for you to do but wait for the next episode of Vanderpump Rules to air. Lisa Vanderpump would understand. She'd probably put some wine in a saucer for her dog. Same!
Maybe you've got some beer? I hope? A surplus of beer, perhaps, or even a surplus of empty cans?
That's where beer can bowling comes in!
This game is great because all you need are those empty cans and then a fruit of your choice. I chose an orange because that's what we had in the apartment (today we used it to make margaritas, look at us, repurposing everything). Also we're preventing scurvy! Two birds, etc.
Here is a video of me absolutely killing it with my bowling. Just straight up murdering those beer cans. If you need a confidence boost in this time of being stuck in your house, I highly recommend throwing an aging piece of fruit at some empty cans. Just chucking something inside your house feels pretty goddamn good.
Look - here is noted blogger on this website Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya bowling with the same piece of fruit and just throwing it under a book shelf, completely missing the beer can pins entirely! This just goes to show you that not everyone can completely master beer can bowling. It takes practice! We live together, she will see this post and then probably throw an orange at me! Ah, love in the time of a pandemic.
See you next time when I run out of a certain kind of alcohol and then I will talk about a different kind of alcohol!
this video of myself is attacking me
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